Jerry Coleman Quotes

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.