Jerry Lewis Quotes

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.