Best Quotes by Jimmy Cannon (Top 8)

  1. Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
  2. A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.
  3. Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
  4. England produces the best fat actors.
  5. Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
  6. I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
  7. [A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
  8. A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.