Jimmy Cannon Quotes

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

England produces the best fat actors.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.