Jimmy Durante Quotes

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.