Best Quotes by Joey Adams (Top 10)
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
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A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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