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Joey Adams Quotes

Best Quotes by Joey Adams (Top 10)

  1. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
  2. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
  3. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
  4. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
  5. Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
  6. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
  7. Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
  8. A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
  9. A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
  10. If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.