Best Quotes by John Barrymore (Top 10)

  1. Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  2. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
  3. Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
  4. I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
  5. Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
  6. When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
  7. Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
  8. The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
  9. America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  10. The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

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