Best Quotes by John Cleese (Top 10)

  1. The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.
  2. He who laughs most, learns best.
  3. Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.
  4. Because, as we all know, it's easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it's also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we're not so sure about.
  5. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
  6. Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.
  7. If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
  8. You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
  9. Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
  10. I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

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