Best Quotes by John Mayer (Top 10)

  1. Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"
  2. If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
  3. Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.
  4. High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
  5. Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.
  6. Fear is a friend who's misunderstood
  7. Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
  8. The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad..."
  9. I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts.
  10. So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.

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