Best Quotes by John Sandford (Top 4)

  1. I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
  2. Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
  3. Nuts don't come in bunches. Only grapes do.
  4. Women had been on the verge of taking over the world-the Western world, anyway. Then some sexist pig in Silicon Valley invented the cell phone and women took a sidetrack on which all four billion of them would soon be happily talking to each other twenty-four hours a day, getting nothing else done, and Men Would Be Back.