John Scalzi Quotes

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.