Best Quotes by Jonathan Katz (Top 3)

  1. Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
  2. I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.
  3. What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say — but there's so much more of it. I think from now on I'm going to stick to what she actually does say because I don't have that kind of time.