Best Quotes by Josh Billings (Top 10)

  1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
  2. The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
  3. The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
  4. Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
  5. Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
  6. Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
  7. Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
  8. Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
  9. Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
  10. There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

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