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Best Quotes by Kin Hubbard (Top 10)
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
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More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
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It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
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A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
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"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
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I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
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There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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