Best Quotes by Lily Tomlin (Top 10)

  1. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
  2. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
  3. We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
  4. The road to success is always under construction.
  5. Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
  6. Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
  7. Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
  8. I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
  9. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
  10. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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