Mickey Rooney Quotes

You always pass failure on your way to success.

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.