Best Quotes by Oliver Herford (Top 10)

  1. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
  2. Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
  3. Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
  4. Many are called but few get up.
  5. A man is known by the silence he keeps.
  6. The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
  7. I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.
  8. A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
  9. What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
  10. Only the young die good.

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