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Oscar Levant Quotes
Best Quotes by Oscar Levant (Top 10)
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
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It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on
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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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More Oscar Levant Quotes
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Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
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Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
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A pun is the lowest form of humorâwhen you don't think of it first.
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You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
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I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
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In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
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So little time and so little to do.
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It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
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I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
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I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
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I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
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