Best Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke (Top 6)

  1. Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  2. You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
  3. Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
  4. Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
  5. You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
  6. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.