Red Skelton Quotes

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose — to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.