Robert Byrne Quotes

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

To err is human, to purr feline.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.".

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.