Best Quotes by Robert Orben (Top 10)

  1. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
  2. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
  3. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
  4. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
  5. Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
  6. There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
  7. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
  8. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
  9. A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
  10. Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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