Robin Williams Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.