Best Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield (Top 10)

  1. What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
  2. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
  3. I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
  4. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
  5. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
  6. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  7. My wife and I were happy for twenty year. Then we met.
  8. I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
  9. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  10. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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