Best Quotes by Ronnie Shakes (Top 5)

  1. I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?
  2. My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
  3. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
  4. I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
  5. I like life. It's something to do.