Best Quotes by Steve Aylett (Top 10)

  1. Since childhood I'd been suspected of imagination
  2. The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.
  3. In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.
  4. Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.
  5. Sanity's a virginity of the mind
  6. A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
  7. Dreams always end before you kill the last person.
  8. How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
  9. Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.
  10. Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

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