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Best Quotes by Steve Aylett (Top 10)
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Since childhood I'd been suspected of imagination
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The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.
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In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.
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Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.
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Sanity's a virginity of the mind
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A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
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Dreams always end before you kill the last person.
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How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
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Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.
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Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.
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The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.
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What's life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you're in heaven, bored rigid
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The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
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One thing you'll say for skeletons, they'll always give you a smile.
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Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog's repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people's earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive
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We have truth in order not to die of art.
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What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
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A sniper is like a genius - it's not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.
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A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us.
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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.
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Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running
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