Best Quotes by Steve Martin (Top 10)
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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Be so good they can't ignore you.
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More Steve Martin Quotes
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If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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I have found that— just as in real life—imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening " or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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