Best Quotes by Terry Pratchett (Top 10)

  1. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
  2. It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
  3. Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
  4. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
  5. I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
  6. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
  7. Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
  8. Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
  9. I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
  10. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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