Best Quotes by W. C. Fields (Top 10)

  1. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
  2. I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
  3. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
  4. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
  5. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
  6. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
  7. Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
  8. Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
  9. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
  10. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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