Best Quotes by Will Cuppy (Top 9)
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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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