Best Quotes by Will Rogers (Top 10)

  1. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
  2. Never miss a chance to shut up
  3. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
  4. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
  5. Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
  6. There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
  7. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
  8. Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
  9. A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
  10. Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

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