Best Quotes by Wilson Mizner (Top 10)

  1. Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
  2. If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
  3. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
  4. A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
  5. The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
  6. The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
  7. Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
  8. Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
  9. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
  10. There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

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