Dumb Quotes

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things.

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.

Life is very important to Americans.

When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!

Cruelty to dumb animals is one of the distinguishing vices of low and base minds. Wherever it is found, it is a certain mark of ignorance and meanness; a mark which all the external advantages of wealth, splendour, and nobility, cannot obliterate. It is consistent neither with learning nor true civility.

Half this game is 90 percent mental.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

What's a soup kitchen?

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. They are engines of change, windows on the world, lighthouses erected in the sea of time.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart.

No man ever loved like Jesus. He taught the blind to see and the dumb to speak. He died on the cross to save us. He bore our sins. And now God says, Because He did, I can forgive you.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

The worst drugs are as bad as anybody's told you. It's just a dumb trip, which I can't condemn people if they get into it, because one gets into it for one's own personal, social, emotional reasons. It's something to be avoided if one can help it.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

I don't really think, I just walk.

Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.