Fake Quotes

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

If there's one thing I believe more than I believe anything else, it's that you can't fake the core. The truth that lives there will eventually win out. It's a god we must obey, a force that brings us all inevitably to our knees.

Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.

You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary.

I know that sometimes people fake on each other out of genuine motives to hold onto the object of their tenderest feelings. They see themselves as so inadequate that they feel forced to wear a mask in order to continuously impress the other. I do not want to "hold" you, I want you to "stay" out of your own need for me.

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

Fake it may be, lies and deceptions, but this is the world in which we find ourselves, and here we must make our little lives.

Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

There is safety in reserve, but no attraction. One cannot love a reserved person.

Steal what works, fix what's broke, fake the rest.

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.

You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.

ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet.

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.