Best Quotes About Fat (Top 13)
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
George Bernard Shaw
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.