Arthur Baer Quotes

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.