Buddy Hackett Quotes

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.