Gene Perret Quotes

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.