Best Quotes by Abe Lemons (Top 7)

  1. Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
  2. There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
  3. I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
  4. One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
  5. The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
  6. Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
  7. It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.