Amy Sedaris Quotes

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I'm not a first-place person.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.