Bette Midler Quotes

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you