Bill Vaughan Quotes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.