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Billy Connolly Quotes

Best Quotes by Billy Connolly (Top 10)

  1. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
  2. My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
  3. I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
  4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
  5. Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
  6. There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
  7. Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
  8. The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
  9. I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
  10. Never trust anybody with only one book.

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