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Bob Hope Quotes

Best Quotes by Bob Hope (Top 10)

  1. My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
  2. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
  3. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  4. I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
  5. When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
  6. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
  7. The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
  8. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
  9. I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
  10. If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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