Best Quotes by Carol Burnett (Top 10)

  1. Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
  2. When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
  3. Comedy = tragedy + time.
  4. No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
  5. Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
  6. Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
  7. Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
  8. I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
  9. Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
  10. People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

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