Best Quotes by Carol Burnett (Top 10)
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Carol Burnett
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Comedy = tragedy + time.
Carol Burnett
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No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
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People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
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More Carol Burnett Quotes
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is is no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?
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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
Carol Burnett