Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.