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Christopher Moore Quotes

Best Quotes by Christopher Moore (Top 10)

  1. Children see magic because they look for it.
  2. Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
  3. Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
  4. It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
  5. Blessed are the dumbfucks.
  6. Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.
  7. Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
  8. Science, you don't know, looks like magic.
  9. Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
  10. Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.