Curly Howard Quotes

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.