Best Quotes by Erma Bombeck (Top 10)

  1. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
  2. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
  3. When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
  4. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
  5. It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
  6. I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
  7. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
  8. Housework can kill you if done right.
  9. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
  10. Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

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