Best Quotes by Fran Lebowitz (Top 10)

  1. Think before you speak. Read before you think.
  2. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
  3. Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
  4. My favorite animal is steak.
  5. As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  6. Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
  7. I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.
  8. Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
  9. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
  10. The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

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