Best Quotes by Frank Zappa (Top 10)

  1. Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
  2. If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
  3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
  4. Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
  5. Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
  6. Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
  7. I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
  8. Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
  9. The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
  10. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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